An idea shamelessly stolen and adapted from the excellent Bring The Noise! fanzine of the late 1980's, the Table of Terror award goes to the player who receives the most disciplinary points. Players are awarded one point for a feeble yellow card, two for a second yellow that leads to a red - whilst straight red cards are awarded with two points for talking back to the ref, three points for a namby-pamby professional foul, or a whopping five for a Luc Nijholt inspired two-footed lunge or Peter Holcroft uppercut.
| # | Player | Yellow Cards | Red Cards | Type | Total Points | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2nd Yellow | Dissent | Last Man | Violent | |||||
| 1 |  Finley MUNROE |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| 2 |  Tom NICHOLS |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| 3 |  Joel McGREGOR |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 4 | Harry SMITH | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 5 | Will WRIGHT | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 6 | Joe SNOWDON | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 7 | Connor RIPLEY | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 8 | Danny BUTTERWORTH | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 9 | Gavin KILKENNY | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 10 | Ollie CLARKE | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 11 | Darren OLDAKER | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |